First post for 2013
So I'm being dramatically sentimental and all that crazy feelings I don't particularly care about because my laptop will be out of my reach for a week. And maybe because I'm reading John Green.
Well.
Since apparently no one but myself am looking at this godsend of a blog I may as well try to amuse my only reader (myself, obviously) by writing in this extremely annoying way, which is being very eloquent. Or something.
I am so obsessed with creating new paragraphs that a lot of the things I write mostly compose of one sentence paragraphs. I don't know why I bother. Writing. Or whatever.
Whatever is such an overused word. So is irony but no one really cares because people like creating ironic situations accidentally or not. So maybe they're not really creating the situation when it's an accident. But I digress (see how I incorrectly used a word? I do that a lot).
I'm not really mad but I feel kinda pissed that this side, this eloquent side, only appears when I'm amazingly tired and when my eyelids are like droopy curtains. I hate metaphors and similes. I wish the world was a wish granting factory. Sometimes I feel like I'm great but then I look at all these amazing people and clearly they're amazing when I'm only a crack on an ancient pot. Okay that didn't make sense but I don't make sense. Neither do you (who is still honest to God me because I'm the only one who reads everything on this blog but who cares?)
The special thing about random things are their ability to surprise people. Non sequiturs are like the language of distressed individuals wanting a way out of a confrontation. People NSs are directed to almost always pause to digest the totally random phrase or sentence or whatever that they just heard, thereby giving the speaker time to form an attack plan or just run. I never successfully used NSs though, or as far as I can recall.
(oh sht I have a medical exam tomorrow shtshtshtshtshtshtshtshtsht I fugging hate my damn school)
So my eloquence-y is running out like my time. OH LOOK IT'S ALMOST 2 AM.
Good night(morning)
p.s. I killed a slug with salt two days ago :)
Well.
Since apparently no one but myself am looking at this godsend of a blog I may as well try to amuse my only reader (myself, obviously) by writing in this extremely annoying way, which is being very eloquent. Or something.
I am so obsessed with creating new paragraphs that a lot of the things I write mostly compose of one sentence paragraphs. I don't know why I bother. Writing. Or whatever.
Whatever is such an overused word. So is irony but no one really cares because people like creating ironic situations accidentally or not. So maybe they're not really creating the situation when it's an accident. But I digress (see how I incorrectly used a word? I do that a lot).
I'm not really mad but I feel kinda pissed that this side, this eloquent side, only appears when I'm amazingly tired and when my eyelids are like droopy curtains. I hate metaphors and similes. I wish the world was a wish granting factory. Sometimes I feel like I'm great but then I look at all these amazing people and clearly they're amazing when I'm only a crack on an ancient pot. Okay that didn't make sense but I don't make sense. Neither do you (who is still honest to God me because I'm the only one who reads everything on this blog but who cares?)
The special thing about random things are their ability to surprise people. Non sequiturs are like the language of distressed individuals wanting a way out of a confrontation. People NSs are directed to almost always pause to digest the totally random phrase or sentence or whatever that they just heard, thereby giving the speaker time to form an attack plan or just run. I never successfully used NSs though, or as far as I can recall.
(oh sht I have a medical exam tomorrow shtshtshtshtshtshtshtshtsht I fugging hate my damn school)
So my eloquence-y is running out like my time. OH LOOK IT'S ALMOST 2 AM.
Good night(morning)
p.s. I killed a slug with salt two days ago :)
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